But, all of Bubba’s neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.
The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic.
Bubba’s neighbors were greatly relieved…. until Friday night arrived. Again, the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.
The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba’s yard – prepared to scold him – he stopped and watched in amazement.
There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water… which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: “You wuz born a deer; you wuz raised a deer; but now you is a catfish.”