GENIUSES VS. IDIOTS by Jeff Foxworthy

If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned,
— you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses
but is run by idiots
 .
If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license,
but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally
— you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses
but is run by idiots.
 .
If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or
to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion
— you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses
but is run by idiots.
 .
If you must show your identification to board an airplane, cash a
check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video,
but not to vote for who runs the government
— you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses
but is run by idiots.
 .
If the government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from
owning a gun that holds more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16
fighter jets to the new leaders in Egypt —
you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses
but is run by idiots.
 .
If, in the nation’s largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas,
but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might
make you fat
— you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses
but is run by idiots.
 .
If an 80-year-old woman who is confined to a wheelchair or a three-
year-old girl can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a
woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and
head searched
— you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses
but is run by idiots.
 .
If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions
of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more
— you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses
but is run by idiots.
 .
If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his
teacher is “cute” but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity
class in grade school is perfectly acceptable
— you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses
but is run by idiots.
 .
If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more
government regulation and intrusion while not working is rewarded
with Food Stamps, welfare checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized
housing, and free cell phones
— you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses
but is run by idiots.
 .

About David Robinson

David Robinson is an Author and Journalist living in the mid-coast area of Maine. He is a Graduate and Alumni of the Brunswick Police Academy. He served as a JUROR seated on the Cumberland County, Maine, Grand Jury for the first four month session of 2014. Publisher Robinson served 3 months of a 4 month sentence for Conspiracy to defraud the United States, at the FCI Berlin minimum security Satellite Camp in Berlin New Hampshire, as retaliation after he and a friend sued the IRS, unsuccessfully, for Unfair Trade Practices, under Title 15 of the US Code. http://tinyurl.com/hm8gdls http://tinyurl.com/gwdyaps.
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